December 2009
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proudtobefilipino: Girl: If you were a thing, what would you be? Boy: Your everything. (by ayakaa-chic)
Dec 28th
"English murdered by Pinoys..."
proudtobefilipino: letsflipthecoin: “Guys, let’s call it tonight!” “All of a suddenly…” “C’mon! Let’s get it on with it!” “When it rains, it’s four.”  “Thanks God!” “The nerves!” or “The nerd!” “The idea crossed at the back of my mind.” “(name of person), eat your hat out!” “This is our rooster of clients…”  “The more the many-er.” “It’s a no-win-win situation.” “Burn the bridge when you get...
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A Blonde Pinay
                     A blonde Pinay, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. ‘Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?’                   The blond Pinay said, ‘How about pipty...
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Walang Syota
Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
Dec 22nd
Sa airplane..
Sa isang mumurahing airline...
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po.
Dec 22nd
Utot
Pupil: Mam, bumubukol po ba ang utot?
Teacher: No! Definitely not! Kasi hangin lang yun! Remember, hindi bumubukol ang utot...
Pupil: Naku patay! Tae na to!
Dec 22nd
Dalawang mayabang...
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang....
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
Dec 22nd
Pangarap
Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya!
Dec 22nd
Mayaman - Mahirap
Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
Dec 22nd
Almusal(at dito)
Donya: Bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay alasais empuntu!
Maid: Walang problema donya. kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag-almusal!
Dec 22nd
Horoscope
Sweethearts watchin' the sky...
Guy: Ano ang horoscope mo?
Girl: Anong huruskup?
Guy: Yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER.
Girl: Ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!
Dec 22nd
Overseas call
IDD call from US:
Husband: Hon, musta ang tindahan?
Wife: Department store na!
Husband: Ang tuba-an?
Wife: KTV bar na!
Husband: Ang mga tri-sikad?
Wife: Taxi na!
Husband: Ang dalawa kong anak?
Wife: Lima na!
Dec 22nd
Ano ang pagkain?
Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin?
Misis: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
Mister: Isang pirasong tuyo? ano pagpipilian ko?
Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!
Dec 22nd
May Pasok Ba? →
Dec 22nd
“I swore I wasn’t going to get mad, no matter what you said to me. But… I just...”
– Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 13, p.312
Dec 22nd
“Yeah, I’ll always be your friend. No matter what you love.”
– Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 18, p.409
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